This City πŸ™Œ #liverpool #architecture #buildings #summer

This City πŸ™Œ #liverpool #architecture #buildings #summer

Danke Marco !

(Source: nanoleo)

vaginal-erection:

tobeanavengersfangirl:

motherfuckingsamulet:

venomturtle:

this is the best thing in the entire world

i’m actually crying

fucking turtles, man

it;s like, they know

(Source: sirensonthewater)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, β€œCareful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, β€œtoo?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

Zodiac Hidden Fears

  • β™ˆ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
  • ♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
  • β™Š Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
  • β™‹ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
  • β™Œ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
  • ♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
  • β™Ž Libra: They will be alone forever
  • ♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
  • ♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
  • β™‘ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
  • β™’ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
  • β™“ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves

(Source: mina-bvb09)

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

β€˜if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

β€˜a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tearsΒ #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

I made him do the studge for me….